Man your stations and prepare for battle! Arm yourself with this Rapid Strike Special Operations Laser Cannon and take no prisoners! Full orange tip attached as required by law.
Be a legend when you wear the officially licensed Sexy KISS Spaceman adult womens costume. No matter what planet you hail from, you'll rock out in this black and silver mini dress, complete with a silvery chest piece, matching wrist covers and boot covers.
Take advantage of the senior citizen discount when you use this inflatable walker. We can't promise you'll get away with parking in a handicapped space but we can promise this is a hilarious gag birthday gift and great addition to your old man or old lady costume!