Not Stupid

Send all the little kids running home to their mommies when you cackle dryly in this nightmarish Thats Not Funny Clown Mask. Complete with skeletal details, the realistic-looking, latex and polyester mask comes adorned with freakishly white hair and an eerily white top hat. Whod ever want to go to the…

Guilty? Maybe you were framed! Speaking of which, theyll want to frame a picture of you in this super-cute black and white stripe Not Guilty girls costume. This ensemble comes complete with top, mesh tutu, glovelettes, prison cap and footless tights.

Eat your peas! Okay, well maybe not the giant ones - theyre more fun to play with! Shake it up when you wear this Pea in Pod adult costume - its not easy being green! While youre not supposed to play with your food, it sure does make for a fun time!

…them is Table Tot Eyeris. You do not want to get stuck babysitting her and you must avoid a play date at all costs. Her eyes light up and her heads spins all the way around to spooky sounds that defy description. She does not want to share her candy and she does not play well with others.

…they want when you wear the adults blue Jammies costume you can suck your thumb and not care. This classic funny costume is cozy and comfortable; babies are cute - wear this costume and you will be too, even if youre not!

Did he or did he not chop down a cherry tree? He could not tell a lie, he was our first President and he signed the Declaration of Independence. Capture the nuances of the man in this theatrical quality adult mens George Washington costume which includes a character mask hair. Tell lies and steal her…

Your luck just ran out! Okay, maybe not every Leprechaun is lucky - in fact theres at least one of them youd be very lucky not to meet - the evil 1000 year old who wants his gold! Greet the crowd in this officially licensed Leprechaun adult costume and maybe you will finally get that gold.

…baby when you wear the Pink Jammies adult womens costume, but you can suck your thumb and not care. The long-sleeved, zipper-front pajamas come complete with a matching baby bonnet. It would be a crying shame not to wear this funny womens costume on Halloween!

Arrgh. Patch is our pirate, not too scary, not too friendly. As Patch keeps watch on your pumpkin, you can be sure no scallywags will trick your house.

This clown is not your friend. He is clearly up to no good. But what is he thinking behind the make-up and the bright colors? While this creepy clown is not the kind you will find at a child’s birthday party, he is perfect to have on your pumpkin.

Adoption Certificate Who wants to play with Froderick? Not me! This little Zombie Baby® prop is not nice, ever. He looks innocent enough but look a little closer - his eyes light up and his head moves as he scans your face for an opportunity to bite, or worse. No kisses before nap time and no hugs…

…-red slash wound stickers to your costume. The Slasher Sticker Kit adds another dimension to a Skin Suit and are certain to start a conversation. Try not to shoot cut yourself shaving!

Flower power! Jingle, jangle, hippies wear a bangle. Complete your groovy look with these hippie bangle bracelets and make love, not war!

…place one or all of these Power Button stickers to your costume. They add another dimension to a Skin Suit and are certain to start a conversation. Try not to get too turned on!

Everyone loves candy corn - its a signature Halloween treat. Why not treat yourself to these clever Candy Corn shoes - you deserve it! Complete your candy corn costume or wear "just because" - fun!

Cave men were definitely not metro-sexual. Create or complete your manly cave man costume with this pre-historic wig and beard set on Halloween.

…around? Find out when you wear these black plastic Nerd glasses complete with a faux repair - they might think you are some kind of a computer geek and not a total creep.

Be glad you were not born this way - but get the look in under five minutes with the frightfully realistic Bucky Tooth Cap. Slip it on and go hillbilly real fast. Cute for your funny bunny costume or kooky clown costume too.

Make love not war when you arm yourself with the Cupid Accessory Kit consisting of sexy feather wings and a red and pink plush bow and arrow.

Whether you are pregnant or not, this is one hilarious Halloween sash. Wear it well as the proud Mummy to Be!

Youd be mad not to top off your Alice in Wonderland costume with this Mad hatter hat! This elegant hat may look a bit down at the heels with the patchwork hatband and the antiqued buckle, but the elegant green velveteen shows the superior workmanship worthy of someone such as you. Wear it and be well…